what if I'm pregnant?
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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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