So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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