I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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Dude, whoever you are, we have to hang. I live in Franklin
No one fucking cares about spelling or punctuation fuck! Leave it alone, they are drunk texts, Get it?!
Why does everyone think these are fake. I do that all the time!!
could be that someone called OP and they didn't pick up, chose to text instead..
n its not THAT difficult to type with perfect spelling when your ripped...especially if you have T9..
anyway pancakes + drunk = awesome.
First if you drunk as shit how did you type with perfect spelling. Second if your note the person to call then why are you starting a conversation with someone.
this is so cute. I am going to get drunk and eat pancakes and hope someone calls me!
3:49 You took the words out of my mouth.
I definitely prefer 'shit eating pancakes' to 'shit, eating pancakes'.
Okay, so was the OP "drunk as shit, eating pancakes", or "drunk as shit-eating pancakes"? Punctuation, ppl :(
When I'm drunk It takes me 10 minutes to type a message because I make sure my grammar and punctuation are impeccable. I don't even do thar when I'm sober don't ask me why. There are many things you can do shitfaced if you concentrate hard, for example: drive, operate heavy machinery, be pregnant, to name a few
10:12 that's a simile not a metaphor. Metaphors don't use like or as.
Why would you be texting someone who is calling you?
dude, I can be shitfaced and still have impecable spelling and grammar.
Maybe the person who sent it in corrected their spelling or they spell really well while drunk.
Love those shit eating pancakes.
I agree with 9:54. This is FAKE