I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
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Why does everyone think these are fake. I do that all the time!!
No one fucking cares about spelling or punctuation fuck! Leave it alone, they are drunk texts, Get it?!
Dude, whoever you are, we have to hang. I live in Franklin
First if you drunk as shit how did you type with perfect spelling. Second if your note the person to call then why are you starting a conversation with someone.
Maybe the person who sent it in corrected their spelling or they spell really well while drunk.
this is so cute. I am going to get drunk and eat pancakes and hope someone calls me!
When I'm drunk It takes me 10 minutes to type a message because I make sure my grammar and punctuation are impeccable. I don't even do thar when I'm sober don't ask me why. There are many things you can do shitfaced if you concentrate hard, for example: drive, operate heavy machinery, be pregnant, to name a few
Why would you be texting someone who is calling you?
could be that someone called OP and they didn't pick up, chose to text instead..
n its not THAT difficult to type with perfect spelling when your ripped...especially if you have T9..
anyway pancakes + drunk = awesome.
3:49 You took the words out of my mouth.
I definitely prefer 'shit eating pancakes' to 'shit, eating pancakes'.
Okay, so was the OP "drunk as shit, eating pancakes", or "drunk as shit-eating pancakes"? Punctuation, ppl :(
10:12 that's a simile not a metaphor. Metaphors don't use like or as.
dude, I can be shitfaced and still have impecable spelling and grammar.
Love those shit eating pancakes.
I agree with 9:54. This is FAKE