I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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