I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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