You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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