Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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