just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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