Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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