I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
hell yes lets make some ravioli
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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