I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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