honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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