; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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