Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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