Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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