Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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