Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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