Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.