She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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