The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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