I didn't shave. On purpose
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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