Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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