just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he shaved USA in his pubs
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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