someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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