I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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