if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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