Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
There r osticjed everywhere
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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