no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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