i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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