OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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