i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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