you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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