Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
