It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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