it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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