Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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