Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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