New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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