Dual....:-)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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