so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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