Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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