Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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