i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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