marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed