I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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