I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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He would have dug you more if you saved one for him.
Yep, that you couldn't find a garbage can.
Congratulations, you can drink four whole beers by yourself and still have a conversation...\n\nTake a lap
Beer at the opera? I call fake!
Nah, opera needs beer, but the two have never met under the same roof, so I'm calling bs on this one.
So you're working clean up at the opera house?