So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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