He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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