I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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