it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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