So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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