Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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