I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Randomize