obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Itβs awful. They need to open the bars. Iβm now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so Iβm going to see where this goes
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