I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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